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Christel.God.Belieber.Be you.Blog posts that interest me,cute boys and funny posts most of the time :*


yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000


vesley:

nasturbate:

vesley:

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS AND ADD SOMETHING REALLY COOL THAT MAKES THEM HAPPY ON IT

you

I’m gonna cry you sweet sweet soul


crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming


a scruffy but clean young couple and another gentleman. The woman in the young couple is very heavily pregnant, and her partner is picking up the range of baby hats we carry and holding them up against her stomach, then looking at the prices and sadly putting them back. They pick up a packet of the cheapest pain medication we carry and bring it to the counter.)
“I’m sorry, but can you please ask the pharmacist if these are safe for me to take?”
“Of course!”
(While we’re waiting for the pharmacist to come out, they tell me they’re expecting their daughter any day now. The pharmacist has been watching the young couple since they came in.)
“These are fine, but can I ask why you need them?”
“Oh, I have a horrible cough that’s making my back ache even worse. I can’t get to sleep.”
(The pharmacist goes through a list of cough medicines safe for her to take, before the young man shakes his head with tears in his eyes.)
“I’m sorry, I’ve just lost my job and we really can’t afford any of those. Sorry for wasting your time.”
“That’s okay, but this packet is damaged, and legally I can’t let you take it. Seeing as it was the last one, let me and [my name] go look in the back for some more.”
(The pharmacist takes me out the back, where he puts three packets of name brand painkillers, four bottles of name brand cough syrup, a wheat bag for her back, a tin of formula, a packet of newborn nappies and a few of the hats the couple was looking at into a box. He hands me the box and tells me to take it out to them. I do and they both burst into tears, thanking us over and over again. They leave with huge smiles on their faces.)
“Thank you again!”
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but over hear. Did you say you just lost your job at [local company]?”
“Yes, I was an IT tech.”
“I own [other computer store in the area], and I’m looking for a new tech. Can you start tomorrow?”
(There were tears all round that night. A week later, the young woman brought in her beautiful daughter and a giant batch of cupcakes for the pharmacy staff. Best night at work ever!)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn)


clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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